coming through..

**coughs**

this

blog

is

DEAD.

okaybye ;)

posted by laineylashes @ 3:25 PM 0 comments

evolution..again?

i've got a surprise for youuu..

..& yes, when i say you, i'm refering to the lot of you reading this off your screens this very moment :o)

excited yet?

wait for it..!!
**winks**

updated:-

**click**..!! :D

posted by laineylashes @ 6:00 AM 7 comments

i think she knows.

cuddles was all curled up in my room because [& i quote] "it's pissin' down hardcore..!!" out there. she buried her lil furry head in my side & whimpered with every boom of the thunder. i patted her & sang songs to urh..hopefully make her feel better & not give her puppy nightmares o.O

now that it has stopped, she's up & about on her room adventure. which basically means walking into my wardrobe to sniff around, sticking her face in corners & then sneezing very loudly when something foreign tickles her nose, or sit up & stare @ funny un-doggie-like objects with her head slightly cocked, roll around on the floor whilst making cute puppy noises then wait for a certain amount of attention, otherwise step right into the space between the monitor & my face to DEMAND that certain amount of attention..etc etc.

all this & suddenly my playlist plays guang liang's tong hua. she stops & looks @ me. & here i lie with my head in my folded arms on the floor..openly allowing the song to play maestro to me. cudds drags herself over quickly [like an "uh oh..!!" alert] & starts sniffing @ my face o.O

it didn't take me more than just a few seconds to start crying.

the most amazing thing after was when cudds did a 'down' [lie flat on the floor] next to me & rested her head on my arms watching me cry [nevermind if i got her newly washed hair wet]. & she stayed there doing just that..without even moving an inch throughout the entire time.

i think she knows.

posted by laineylashes @ 7:56 PM 2 comments

domesticamate me.

more work after today ohmygawd o.O

but @ least i'm cushioned by a week-long holiday & am finally home :o)

that's after rushing from plaza damansara to my old house, making two stops in between to buy groceries [trust my parents to leave the fridge empty then go gallavanting in bangkok for over a week on holiday or whatever], & pack dinner for gramma. dropped that off then 'flew' back here immediately so that my maid can start preparing dinner. yes, my parents, they leave the house for days with not enough food but they certainly do NOT condone starving anyone [should they even hear about it] who lives under the same roof. HAH..!!

hmm..am i forgetting something?

"are you really now, mommy HHMM..??"
oh & she makes a special appearance because she spent the last fifteen minutes lurking over my shoulder demanding me to "DAMMIT TAKE ME FOR MY WALK ALREADY, MOMMY..!!" haha :D

**breathes**
@ least i'm home **breathe breathe**..
..okaybye.

posted by laineylashes @ 6:33 PM 0 comments

repetition.

brand. product. background. objective. target market. tone & manner. message. mandatory.

what is required?

press ad?
full page or half page?
full colour, spot colour, or black & white?

if i write one more brief that consists a variety of 'consumers of a so-&-so income bracket's or 'HHI's & 'PI's, i'm going to lose it.

so i'm going to bed before the sun rises.
bleh.

zzz..

posted by laineylashes @ 5:09 AM 0 comments

eat dust..!!

aly | all the way says:
is time for the shoemaker to retire
aly | all the way says:
go back to hiong ha and jiok chou
~*laineylashes*~ says:
hahahaha..& marry a country bumpkin
~*laineylashes*~ says:
have like..seven children
aly | all the way says:
eww
~*laineylashes*~ says:
name them all after the dwarves
aly | all the way says:
heehhahahaha

yes, retire sobbing, you. eat alonso's dust & breathe his smoke all the way to the finishing line..!!

right. so congratulations to massa on the win.

BUT..

alonso retains 2006 f1 title, regardless :D
**overjoyed**
woohooooOOooo~..!!

..

i'll worry about my champion husband's switch to mclaren later :oP

posted by laineylashes @ 3:20 AM 0 comments

chequered flag.

last race of the season in brasil..!! :D

she: my husband is gonna single-handedly knock your lil red italian cars right off the race!
he: my mentor will show your husband a thing or two tonight.
she: your mentor is gonna retire with tears in his eyes..& no, i'm not talking about tears of joy :D

**half an hour later**

he: damn suey la you!
she: why? [obviously not watching the race]
he: michael's tyre just suffered a puncture!
she: ..HAHAHAHA!!

not my husband for nothing :o)

okay back to work.

posted by laineylashes @ 1:33 AM 0 comments

the word of the day: mojito.

when he picked me up from my new house tonight, the first thing he said was, "wow..it's a nice place! you know..moving out from the house that you grew up in isn't that bad. i mean..don't you feel comforted by seeing..you know..the same cutleries, framed up pictures, & other stuff that were from your old house?".

i nodded. he HAD a point.

"yea..& family. but i guess it's just the memories..", i sighed.

jay, maybe it's the too many glasses of beer that you had tonight but seriously, now i can't get the word 'mojito' out of my head la o.O i've lost count of how many times you insisted to everyone that la bodega's mojito is damn nice & that people should drink it to curb their hangovers. & you only stopped when you claimed you were sleepy [or a tad tipsy la, right or not..?? :oP]. that, also, you had to claim repeatedly repeatedly repeatedly.

tsks.

he looked @ my legs earlier & commented, "why you got no scars one? ey you damn inhuman or something one is it?".

wua damn stress, right? i replied, "where got..?!!?" & immediately searched my legs for scars. i found the one on my right knee. an extremely visible bump that looked a lot like a mosquito bite. i pointed it out victoriously, all beaming, & then he asked, "ha..okay. so where did that come from?".

i said, "well..you know in primary school near the canteen there was a surau? during recess one day, i was running around like a monkey la don't know why, & i fell la. remember all the rocks & stones that were all over the place there? yea..that's how i got it. & then i had to go to the office where they used a cotton wad to apply that disgusting iodine goo on my wound. & i had to walk around with the ugly purple stain on my knee the whole day after that!".

jay stoned for awhile looking like he was trying to remember where & what i was rambling on about.

"oh my goodness..why do i remember these things until like that one?!", i commented all horrified with my supa detailed memory.

can't believe it's been fifteen years. f-i-f-t-e-e-n years, jay..!! count them! that's how old my sister is!

side note:- jay & i went to the same primary school.

then, later on in the conversation, he kept bringing up some things about my uncle's very quiet neighbourhood in minnesota, my two-month holiday trip to melbourne, the friend who wanted to move out of his house due to family issues that we were both consoling one night..so on & so forth. some things didn't even ring a bell @ first until he further described them.

THEN..

"shite! when was all that?! so many things happened to you in the few years..!!", he suddenly exclaimed.

it hit me.

it's true. so SO true. so many things. & the changes. what he sorta saw me through as far as i've filled him in on. the things i got involved in, situations that fell into place, the consequences from certain decisions, the circumstances that made & broke, going with & moving on from..

..hmm :o)

i know, i've said goodbye to the years. however easy or difficult they might've seemed @ that time, i got past them anyway. & jay, for one, knows that i'll continue to get past the hurdles that are inevitable.

when he was going to drop me back home, as he turned into the long road that led to my housing area, he went, "welcome back to haven!" with a smile. i replied, "i'm gonna live here for the rest of my life, man.." before stifling a yawn. he said, "it'll grow on you..don't worry k?" very reassuringly before i got out of the car & into the house.

thank you for the rescue mission :o) & for reminding me that really, some things, some memories, are better off put behind you save for the occassional "do you remember when..??" reminiscing. like tonight :o)

SO..jay, maybe a few years later we'll talk about today la okay? ;o)

**hhuuggss**

posted by laineylashes @ 4:44 AM 0 comments

so pretty :D

nothing like someone who has the ability to make you laugh. like REALLY laugh. alone. to yourself. at the computer screen. OUT LOUD.


loveyoulongtimejoy..!!
**ducks**

posted by laineylashes @ 7:48 PM 6 comments

is he crying or taking a piss now..??

posted by laineylashes @ 4:51 PM 3 comments

oh my gawddd..part II.

because my muse loves me :o)

Ms.Redd - i like to move it, move it says:
DRINK SUMMORE
Ms.Redd - i like to move it, move it says:
BECAUSE ALCOHOL CURES EVERYTHING AND MAKES YOU SMARTER
~*laineylashes*~ says:
hahaha i know right?!
~*laineylashes*~ says:
sheeeeesh babe..
~*laineylashes*~ says:
**hangs self**
Ms.Redd - i like to move it, move it says:
u suck la..dun wanna fren u edi

:D

posted by laineylashes @ 1:32 PM 3 comments

oh my gawddd..part I.

which truck hit me yesterday?! o.O

i got up this morning, called the bestie & unca jeff immediately after looking through both my mobiles & reading messages that i clearly DON'T REMEMBER receiving.

she: omg..which truck hit me?!
unca jeff: you la kaki mabuk..!!
she: haa..?? oh my gawddd..
unca jeff: i asked if you wanted me to come get you..you went, "no no leave me alone" all..whuddafark wei..
she: oh noo..i cannot be trusted with alcohol..
unca jeff: you know also!

**sheepish**

for the record, i don't even recall blogging. so imagine my surprise when i saw the lengthy entry posted up before this.

o.O

i should go hang myself off a tree in some random park.

posted by laineylashes @ 1:10 PM 2 comments

fermented grape juice..& then some.

fueled by a decanter of red wine, i'm gonna vent. about all things under the sunnn..

i drove my parents to the airport today in daddy's car. which, btw, is shite to drive & i don't care if it's a luxury car! the pedals are a killer..!! people HIRE drivers for cars like those for a REASON o.O anyway, on my long & erh..well, aside from cuddles fast asleep in the front passenger seat, lonely drive home, i challenged my radio to playing songs that will NOT remind me of my current situation. trust hitz.fm to tug the right heartstrings sometimes.

**applauds enthusiatically**

i won't go into what songs they were. just in case tim starts calling me a sappy sentimental again :oP

there's nothing ne-yo's sexy love & hinder's lips of an angel can't fix, tim..!! :oP

**ducks**

side note:- no more wine already. found vodka instead. guess how many cans of redbull are left sitting in the fridge now? damn hero :D

anyhoo..then i spent the remainders of the day with a very very patient muse who was kind enough to tolerate my tidal wave of emotions. it sure beats staring into space :o) we strolled into mph because she had to pick up some neccessities for her mom. as we turned our heels to leave the stationery section, she asked, "anything you wanna looksee, babe?". i shuddered & replied, "no..let's just go. bookstores & me don't work well. i'd end up spending money". then i sorta laughed @ myself for saying that because i remember now how i was avoiding the clothing stores as well. c'mon. topshop? mng? forever21? seriously..!! whatever happened to retail therapy?

o.O

the bestie's @ mambo tonight. but i bailed. as much as it's fun screaming out word for word lyrics to the spice girls' songs, i figured it was a LOT easier to drink @ home with no loud music that i don't really wanna hear blaring into my ears. besides, there are only so many nights in a week that i wanna come home with the smell of smoke & the club lingering in my clothes..in my hair..

..hmm. & now i realize i wouldn't have said this a few months ago :o)

okay..be back in a bit :o)

posted by laineylashes @ 12:26 AM 2 comments